I’ve already confessed that I am a RHOBH addict (please don’t judge!). Then last night Mrs Woog tweeted that she had just discovered the show and was both ‘appalled and a convert’. Then Sonia from She’s Sonic admitted she loved the show too, so I thought to myself; if the no-nonsense Mrs Woog and straight talking Sonia are happy to admit to this guilty secret, then so am I! I know the show is tragic, but it’s my guilty pleasure and I love it.
I got to thinking, if I could have one of the housewives as a friend, which one would it be?
Lisa has been a favourite of mine in the past, but with recent episodes of her telling Kevin the wedding planner that it’s ‘her day’ left me feeling a bit cold. Errr… hello? It’s actually your daughter Pandora’s wedding day! I do love her British wry-dry humour though.
Taylor is a total train wreck and I feel very sorry for her being in the situation she’s in. As much as I would want to befriend her, I would be a little scared of her drunken psychotic episodes and those enormous lips. (Did you see that fairy floss episode?!!)
I like Camille, I think she’s sweet and usually very careful not to say too much about the other housewives. Her recent blow up at Taylor wasn’t that uncalled for, she was just saying what everyone else was thinking. She might need a friend to tag along to Hawaii with her next time she goes for a vacay, and I’d be more than happy to help out.
Kyle has been one of my housewife favourites, I love her look, style and that fabulous ‘mange’ of hair. But I thought she was so viciously mean to show newcomer Brandi. She does have a fabulous collection of Birkin bags though, and might let me hold one for a bit if I was nice to her.
Kim. Poor love. She goes from bad to worse to tragic. She’s a complete wreck and her new boyfriend is SO creepy. What is she thinking? Maybe another stint in rehab will help her get it together.
Which leaves us with:
Adrienne! She’s my top pick to have as a friend. Not only does she run a successful family owned business, she a has a strong work ethic, is slow to take sides and rarely speaks badly about any of the other housewives. Plus she’s just started a shoe line and might need someone to help her road test some of those babies out! It’s a match made in Beverly-Crazy-Hills heaven!
Which housewife would be your top pick to have as a friend?